Aisle, Alter, Hymn.īefore her wedding, a young bride got more and more nervous about the wedding ceremony so she went to see the minister. They married for better or for worse - He couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse!ĭarling, tonight you will sink into my arms and tomorrow your arms will be in my sink. The bride looks absolutely stunning, the groom looks absolutely stunned! For Better Or Worse. Facebook Knowledge.Ĭhildren are essential in modern-day life - without them, how the hell would you upload anything to Facebook. They'll never know the thrill of coming home after a hard day of work to see their children stuffing spaghetti up their noses. I think people who never have children just don't understand what they're missing. It would be wonderful someday to see _ (bride) and _ (groom) have children. I overheard her when the minister was going through the vows - she said "What's all this garbage about for richer or for poorer?" The Kid Future. She (the bride) loves the finer things in life. They've been together for so many years, instead of the Wedding March the organist should have played the Hallelujah Chorus! The Finer Things. How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
"My mother said this would be the most wonderful night of my life and I'm not going to miss it for anything!" Laundry Day. "Aren't you coming to bed darling?" she said sexily. It was the first night of the newly weds in their bridal suite and the young husband was staring out the window very intently into the starry night while his young bride was sitting patiently in bed waiting. The Wedding Night.ĭid you hear about the newlyweds who stayed up all night waiting for their sexual relations to arrive? It's not so much who wears the pants, but how much money is in the pockets. I'm not a yes man to my wife - when she says no, I say no. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It’s been an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.” So many tiers. “Well, in plain English,” says the doctor, “you’re just lazy.” When the examination is over, he says, “Okay, Doctor. Is marriage just two people taking turns mashing the trash down in the hopes the other one folds first and empties the bin? -Monica Hesse, writer The Rings.įor newly married couples, there is a progression of rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering! The Diagnosis.Ī man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do.
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